You are! Yes, you are! Oh, yes you ARE!

Everyone, this is my new boyfriend, Stephen.

We laughed, we cried, we napped.

Well, he napped. I cooed and stroked his soft red hair and quivered under his occasional Very Intense stare. Babies look at you rather expectantly, don’t they? Not just “You are here to meet my every need,” but also “You’d better bring it, because I can totally smell fear.”

Many thanks to the elder Alberts for letting us play Pass the Baby, and to Sabrina for endless entertainment and sweet goodbye kisses.