Oh, did I mention how I’ve managed to shift my budget to include original DC art? I got the food allergy/intolerance results from my blood test back, and I have an alarmingly bad reaction to dairy. And a worse one to eggs — whites and yolks.

I hate science. It’s mean.

The overall results are actually a little serious and I’ve got some steps to take to do a little repair work on my insides. The simplest is to kiss dairy and eggs goodbye. If I absolutely cannot resist a cheese craving, the results show non-cow cheeses are less of a problem.

But still Not Good.

I am not yet ready to discuss breaking up with cheese, and I don’t know how I’m going to tell my Cheese Lady. I hope we can still be friends…

My cheese budget, therefore, is being reallocated.