April 28, 2008 by 8junebugs
Y’all, my FMBs fit. These have never fit. I ordered them forever ago, thinking they were designed in a way that my comic-book-hero calves might just zip in. I have almost given them away a couple of times, but I was sure that someday, someday, I would lose a bit of weight without marching my leg muscles silly, and I too would don the high-heel, knee-high black boots every other woman on the planet wears.
Today, my friends, is someday. I have made fashion my bitch.
[These boots, by the way, are totally not made for walking.]