“I wish I could’ve taken AP Stats with Fuzzy instead of AP Calc. Imagine how cool my senior year would’ve been if I’d had that and AP Psych with Carol.” [This was after I learned that Carol Bradley now teaches AP Psych, a fact I find darkly amusing.]

“Pfft. Statistics is stupid.”

“Is not. It’s applied math. Way cooler than Calculus, and much more useful.”

“Yeah, we totally should’ve used Statistics instead of Calculus in the space program. ‘Well, it’s a one-in-a-million shot we can make it to the moon, so let’s try ONE MILLION TIMES just to see if we can make it there ONCE.'”

“…”

“…”

“FINE.”