April 10, 2008 by 8junebugs
That’s right, folks, the New Kids on the Block (Old Men on the Cul de Sac?) are back and TOURING.
Can I get a hell, ye-ah?
I swear to you, I was unaware of this when I posted about my stalker-level knowledge of Joey McIntyre’s family earlier this week. Seems like an omen, though, doesn’t it? A little leftover love connection between me ‘n’ Joe Bird? We were tight, people. I’m pretty sure I sent him a Christmas present once.
Listen, this teenybopper obsession of mine wasn’t all fluff and nonsense. The New Kids were, believe it or not, the reason I checked me out some Sinatra back in the day, and that, my friends, is the longest love affair I’ve ever sustained.
NKOTB also taught me the word “jizz.” Too bad they did not simultaneously teach me what it meant. That would have been helpful.
Alicia and I are on the hook for any concert they do in the DC area. I would totally sleep out for these tickets…if I wasn’t a freaking grown-up with a credit card and T1cketmaster pre-sale info.
So break out the crimpers and the hypercolor shirts, y’all. It is SO time to Hang Tough.