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February 14, 2008 by 8junebugs
Dear Teeth, Gums, Lips, and Tongue:
Hi, guys. I have a new dentist who thinks about teeth the way I think about words. He’s good…way better than that other guy.
Also, he says Novocain is the cheapest thing in his office, so if you break down and need fixing, you need not fear the screeching pain of the drill or, I hope, the dreadful taste of Novocain leaking from a sloppy injection by a pissed-off dentist who bluntly suggests sedation dentistry.
Love and kisses,